I want to go to all the theme parks in Europe and I want to go on every ride, and I want to go to all of the museums and look at all of the architecture and eat all of the food and drink all of the wine and some of the beer.
Urghh life, urgghh boo hiss booo urgh.
Had a dream that my boyfriend left me for another woman so I broke into their house and put makeup in their toaster. Like what kind of payback even is that? He doesn’t even eat toast.
Is it okay to buy myself a series of Horrible Histories books for my 22nd birthday even though they are meant for 8-year-olds?